This is pretty much what you’d find on my desk now.. just a little more modern.
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Can I do this to my office? pretty please?!?!
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Geographic Infographic of the Day: The United States of Scary Things. Got something scarier for your state? List it below.
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Add memories, thoughts, plans, and accomplishments to a jar throughout the year. Open it on New Year’s Eve and read through them.
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knitting a road trip - Magda Sayeg / Knitta Please
We carved pumpkins at work today. One of the writers did this tribute to Steve Jobs. RIP Steve, you changed the world and touched all our lives. Thank you for showing us what is possible.
truth. I believe when I go to Heaven there will be a glorious beach with a beautiful ocean and I will be there for an eternity. fine by me! haha
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Maple and Tinkerbell’s future Halloween outfit!
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Juicing
Since I’m putting myself through hell and couldn’t find much on the Cooler Cleanse in terms of reviews, you’re getting my experience here:
First Day
9:30am: Get my box of juice for NYC. Yayy!!! Can’t wait to try this!
10:00am: Okay, green one. Let’s go!…..*sip*… okay…. *sip*…. ugh! This is NOT like Odwalla. I can TASTE the parsley. Not the breakfast I’m looking forward to.
10:30am: Almost done… sip… gag… sip….
12:00pm: Oh gawd, stuck in a meeting and my boss can HEAR my stomach growl. Can’t wait to grab the grapefruit mint.
12:30pm: Yup, grapefruit mint is decent.
1:30pm: Co-worker says I look like shit.
3:30pm: Another green one. Honestly… can’t do it. Almost toss my juice-cookies all over my desk. Hide it in the back of the fridge.
5:00pm: Grab a coconut water. Okay… I can do this. I can do this. Sip slowly. (It’s not as bad as the green.)
6:00pm: Get home. Fiance threatens to forcefeed me. I proceed to spill beet juice all over our white couch. Staring at the menu for the raw food place around the corner. A salad wouldn’t be too bad, would it? Oh wait, the beet juice kicked in… I will go on.
8:00pm: Almond milk and date juice. it’s like a weird smoothie. Too tired to even finish time. Early to bed!
Day Two:
8am: I feel good. I had some weird dreams but they almost felt like they were thoughts I just had to think and they would disappear. Super weird. Is that the juice talking?
8:30am: okay green stuff.. I’m going to do this. Chugg… 1/2 a bottle down… wow, can’t do the 2nd half. THANK GOD I have half a bottle of almond juice from the night before in the fridge. Screw this number system.
11am: Watermelon juice, yum!!!
12pm: Coffee break with one of my bridesmaid who thinks I should eat. Naw… beet/carrot juice can hold me over. (Avoiding the green stuff that should have been lunch)
3:30pm: okay, I’m feeling a bit hungry. That massive mint green tea isn’t keeping me awake either. Time for some Spicy Lemonade…
6:00pm: I’m found blending honey and lemon in to the green. still not horrible but only get 3/4 of the bottle down before giving up. Still gross.
Day Three
9:00am: Dammit! I’m drinking the green juice plain! Half a bottle down, only dry heave once.
12:30pm: Co-workers order pizza. I’m staring at the crust like it’s Jesus…. oh, breathe, sip water, relax.
4:00pm: 1 juice left. I’m skipping the last green juice. And planning to make a more-veggie-broth-than-veggies soup tonight. Don’t want to get sick at the BBQ tomorrow night.
Overall, I’m just surprised I made it through. I love food. I got a chance to really listen to my body. *growl* “oh, it’s time to eat.” or *sleepy* “whoops, need to get something in my stomach.” I still can’t wait to eat bread though!!!
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Damn…
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yup. haha
Conference Calls (putting them together myself)
I’ll let you do all the conferencing when it gets complicated, instead of yelling “I’ll do it myself,” opening up a new line, trying and failing to dial the correct number until the phone starts beeping loudly on speakerphone because I took too long to dial the number, and then making you come into my office to do it correctly, upside down.
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