Text to BF: Healthy dinner menu tonight. It’s been a junk food day.
BF: Boo, but it isssss Friday
Me: But that doesn’t mean I can go overboard with calories!!! If I used that excuse (bad day, long day, long week, Friday, Monday, weekend), I’ll never reach my healthy goals.
Apple’s PC Broken promises commercial
Have you seen this? It’s truly incredible. ALMOST as good at Android’s new commercial attacking the iPhone.
It’s true. Add in puppies and kitties and you have my entire life listed on a poster.
this is just awkward
noahkai:booby4649:nashiko:lomo:13monkeys:junpoco:aspettandoellis:curiositasmundi:robertodragone:deadwildcat:procastrinacion:calio:kmerino:claudionavarro:ranagra:gaboxrock:omgmarri:juanduh:(via parkerallison)
reasons i want to have children: FUCKED UP costumes
Can I make this into a dog outfit?
I was suppose to start this Couch to 5K program last night but I pussied out and went to dinner at Pico One at Shutters hotel and drank way too much wine. I’m officially starting tonight and then meeting up with my trainer who I’ve been ignoring for almost 2 months. I don’t plan on running a 5K anytime soon but I need to get motivated to get off the couch and turn off the Gossip Girl.
MMMM, another restaurant review:
I went this Wurstkuche this weekend. Me! Miss Vegetarian/”I hate beer” in a sausage and beer place. Surprisingly, they have 3 types of veggie sausage!!! If you do enjoy your meat, choose between rabbit/rattlesnake, bacon/duck and various normal sausage (I’m trying not to vomit while I write this, BTW). They also serve AMAZING french fries. Fries are my measuring stick to any and all restaurants and this place takes the prize. Enjoy them with curry ketchup, BBQ sauce, pesto or sun dried tomato aioli. The wine selection was pretty rad. I’m a big fan of German wine and this place did not let me down. The only con was waiting in line to order food and then having to sit down. We cheated a little bit by getting a table and letting the boys wait in line. Altogether, a fun destination place for us Westsiders.
I know! I’ve been slacking!
Los Angeles is chilly. I’m in love.
A couple of things about Kanye:
1) At one point, I said he was one of the five people on Earth I would like to be. I’ve changed my mind. He’s a terrible person.
2) EVERY SINGLE TIME a person buys a Kanye West album from here on out, a baby seal is clubbed to death. Seriously.
3) EVERY SINGLE TIME a person buys a Taylor Swift album from here on out, Kanye West gets kicked in the nuts by Connor Barth.
(picture via bowlsby)
I want a tattoo of this but really really small:
LISTEN TO THE MUSTN'TS
Listen to the MUSTN'TS, child
Listen to the DON'TS
Listen to the SHOULDN'TS
The IMPOSSIBLES, the WON'TS
Listen to the NEVER HAVES
Then listen close to me--
Anything can happen, child,
ANYTHING can be.
-Shel Silverstein
My mom bought me a Super Nintendo when it first came out and hooked it up to the crappy TV upstairs. She always told me that when Mario and Yoshi died and fell off the cliff, they collected in the bottom of the TV. She then blamed the TV eventually dying on the piles of Marios and Yoshi’s on the bottom of the TV. Needless to say, I cried.
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