January 2010
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More Jersey Shore Than My Blog Needs
The best catchphrases from this season’s Jersey Shore:
Mike “the Situation” • “I love the Situation.” • “Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.” • “Anybody know how to peel garlic?” • “Chill out, Freckles McGee.” • “I’m hookin’ up with my girl, Pauly’s hookin’ up with his girl, and, uh, we’re gonna have sex. So, you know, that’s the...
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Twenty-five Signs You Have Grown Up
itsemilywoolf:
#11. yep.
justbesplendid:
m-altruism:
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce...
